|
[January 07] |
I just found this thing under my bed (along with something real NASTY, so I think it's time to get someone to clean my flat for me) and I was going to write something profound and interesting but I got nothing.
Happy Christmas and New Year and all that good stuff, mates. My Christmas was rubbish. Definitely forgot to buy gifts for ANYONE, including my mum, and BOY was she angry. But as my sister so KINDLY pointed out, this is NORMAL for me, they should be USED to it.
Year: 1742
Age: 26
How was your birthday this year? I don't remember ANYTHING.
Make any new friends? YOU KNOW IT.
Lose any friends? No.
And how was the world of romance for you this year? It was all right.
Occupation: WWN, baby!
Residence: My ROCKING studio flat.
Pets: HAHA no. Can you IMAGINE me with a PET?
Get any taller? No, I'm tall enough.
Hairstyle for the year? I think I might grow my dreads out long again. Yes/no/maybe so?
Best outfit of the year? All of my outfits are brilliant.
Major events of the year: My birthday, even though I don't remember it.
What did you do for New Year's? Partied?
What did you do for Valentine's Day? Snogged someone, can't remember who. Blasted cupid.
What did you do for St. Patrick's Day? Partied!
What did you do for Easter? I had to go home and spend the entire day with my family. Mum made us go to CHURCH.
Where did you go on Summer Holiday? Every day is a holiday.
What did you dress as for Halloween? Fred. Or was I George?
What did you get for Christmas? Food. Just what I asked for.
What are your plans for this New Year? Partied!
Who are you going to kiss at midnight? ANGELINA.
How do you want the new year to be different from this one? Less stripping for magazines please 2004 was great, so I don't think I want it to be different, but maybe more WEDDING INVITATIONS. I love weddings.
How do you want the new year to be the same as this one? This is stupid. No year is ever exactly the same.
|
|
|
|
[December 04] |
POTTER
YOU GOT MARRIED ALREADY? WHY WASN'T I WHEN WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL
I think this means you can no longer be called the MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR in the wizarding world! Congrats, man! I'll play something special for you two today.
|
|
|
|
[December 02] |
CONTRARY TO WHAT ANGELINA MIGHT HAVE SAID BEFORE:
It is actually a BRILLIANT idea to keep shagging during an earthquake, provided that there is nothing heavy to fall on top of you during it. AND provided it doesn't jolt you RIGHT off the bed, because that hurts. I MEAN, it WOULD hurt if it were to happen.
|
|
|
|
[November 06] |
[tear drops litter the page]
I just got SENT HOME from work for CRYING
this is TERRIBLE
|
|
|
|
[October 24] |
HEY ANGELINA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I have something for you.
|
|
|
|
[October 07] |
WHAT
BUNDIMUN INFESTATION?
Who is going to let me crash with them for the next TEN DAYS?
|
|
|
|
[September 18] |
HEY ANG.
I GOT YOU SOME CHOCOLATE.
BUT THEN I ATE MOST OF IT. SORRY. WANT THE REST?
|
|
|
| 16/08/2004 |
[August 16] |
I had the BEST PANCAKES EVER this morning. THE BEST. EVER. Gotta hand it to those cult folk, they really know how to cook.
HEY LAVENDER.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! IS THERE A PARTY TONIGHT? YES? PLEASE?
( Warded to Angelina. )
|
|
|
| 06/08/2004! |
[August 06] |
MERLIN'S TITS, the other day was REALLY STRANGE. I thought FOR SURE I'd wind up spewing some random language like... I don't know, something from ASIA and no one would understand me but I spoke YORUBA. I was SHOCKED. I already knew a few words because of my grandparents so I figured it out pretty quick. My grandmum was SO EXCITED when I dropped by.
Thanks to the person who got my hair the other day, for not cutting it off or anything. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY HAIR. I certainly enjoyed the flowing red locks that I got. I FINALLY LOOKED LIKE A WEASLEY.
( Warded to Fred & George )
|
|
|